Unredacted scoops, community leaks, and investigative files tagged with #dwarves.
New studies show the dwarf strongholds of Over There have overtaken goblin towns in "giggles per capita," the leading measure of national happiness. Experts credit the dwarves' relaxed, laissez-faire governance, which has produced a thrivin...
In a gesture of goodwill, the dwarves of Over There have donated an entire library of orcish texts to the Goblin Council of Elders, preserved for centuries in their underground archives and meant to help the goblins rebuild the orcish histo...
The rumors were true. The Goblin Council of Elders has greenlit mass production of the 1200mm Party Cannon, the goblin-dwarf artillery piece that replaces conventional shells with a festive barrage of confetti, candy and explosive surprises...
Seismic activity across the globe has dropped to an all-time low since the dwarves left their underground halls, and GNN's investigative team (who barely passed geology) has found the correlation. Earthquakes, eruptions and subterranean rum...
GNN Defense Correspondent Grungle Ironhide has picked up rumors from the dwarven forges of a joint goblin-dwarf weapons program: the 1200mm Party Cannon. The monstrous gun is said to fire explosive piñatas packed with confetti, candy and a ...
The Council's pachinko ban has created a new trend: gambling tourism. Goblins craving flashing lights and cascading steel balls are hiking over the mountains to Over There, where the dwarves have started building pachinko machines of their ...
With the Goblin Nation fretting about trolls, the dwarves have offered their side of the story: the "Lights Out War," in which they conquered the trolls of Over There swiftly, decisively and, by their own account, without much effort. GNN r...
As Over There flourishes, goblins have remembered something: weren't those lands once home to a particularly unruly tribe of trolls? The memories are coming back fast. Monstrous appetites. Questionable hygiene. A habit of throwing boulders,...
Goblin pundits are eating their words, along with a few fermented mushrooms. Three days after the Council handed the dwarves its worst real estate, "Over There" has become a dwarven paradise: sprawling beer gardens, glittering gem mines and...
The Goblin Council of Elders has officially designated a remote, inhospitable stretch of Mudwick Isle as "Dwarf Territory." The region, known locally as "Over There," sits on the island's easternmost edge, cut off from the goblin capital by...
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