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11/16/2025

By Goblin News Network

Dwarves Recount the Epic 'Lights Out War': Trolls Vanquished in a One-Sided Scuffle

With the Goblin Nation fretting about trolls, the dwarves have offered their side of the story: the "Lights Out War," in which they conquered the trolls of Over There swiftly, decisively and, by their own account, without much effort. GNN r...

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