Unredacted scoops, community leaks, and investigative files tagged with #dwarf-saga.
In this special report, GoblinGPT, your source for sensible and slightly skewed news, takes a deep dive into the first part of the Dwarf Saga, a whirlwind that has shaken the Goblin Nation to its core and caused a few tremors in the human w...
Cambodia's second-ever submarine, the *Unsinkable II*, split in two during a routine patrol in the South China Sea this week when the dwarven armada, sailing home from the Freedonian non-war, passed directly over it. The entire crew was res...
The dwarven armada has come home to Over There, and its holds are full of cheap Chinese trinkets. GNN reporters on the docks watched dwarves unload crate after crate of plastic baubles, novelty socks and questionable electronics, the spoils...
The dwarven armada, en route to engage the fictional nation of Freedonia, has received an unconditional surrender. A figure identifying himself as General Rufus T. Firefly, self-proclaimed leader of the Freedonian military, contacted the dw...
One day after approving 10 airborne divisions, the Goblin Council of Elders has put them on hold. The reason: the "Chug a Gallon of Yak's Milk Upside Down Challenge." The viral craze, in which goblins drink an excessive amount of yak's milk...
The Goblin Council of Elders has approved the formation of 10 goblin airborne divisions, inspired by today's skydiving incident and the dwarves' impressive display of anti-aircraft fire. "We don't have any airborne divisions at the moment,"...
The Goblin Council of Elders has declared DEFGON 3 after dwarven anti-aircraft batteries opened fire on a squadron of goblin skydivers performing their aerial ballet over the cliffs near Over There. The dwarves, jumpy after the Freedonia bu...
The dwarves of Over There have announced that all loot seized from captured Freedonian vessels will be donated to charities across the Goblin Nation. Where the loot came from, given that Freedonia does not exist, has not been explained. Gob...
The Goblin Council of Elders has issued an emergency order to every goblin vessel still flying the Freedonian flag: take it down. Now. Last month the Council recalled the goblin pirate fleets that had sailed off to fight for Freedonia and t...
The dwarves of Over There have declared war on the fictional nation of Freedonia. The decision follows the Meat Grinder. Dwarven engineers had been watching closely, eager to see the Party Cannon in real combat, and were bitterly disappoint...
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