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11/16/2025

By Goblin News Network

Dwarves Thrive in 'Over There' as Unexpected Utopia Emerges in Goblin Wasteland

Goblin pundits are eating their words, along with a few fermented mushrooms. Three days after the Council handed the dwarves its worst real estate, "Over There" has become a dwarven paradise: sprawling beer gardens, glittering gem mines and...

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