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11/27/2025

By Grungle Parleyworth

Dwarf Strongholds Overtake Goblin Towns in 'Giggles per Capita' as Relaxed Governance Fuels a Cultural Boom

New studies show the dwarf strongholds of Over There have overtaken goblin towns in "giggles per capita," the leading measure of national happiness. Experts credit the dwarves' relaxed, laissez-faire governance, which has produced a thrivin...

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