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10/19/2026

By Gristle Vane

The Science of Instrictions

By Gristle Vane, Chief Ontological & Lexicographical Correspondent** [Instrictions Lecture](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/dc54e831-efae-4152-a050-f309a0ea9e46-1792394077434.png) *Image credit: GoblinLife Vault* GOBLIN NEWS NETWORK (GNN) SCIENC...

#instriction #gdas #negative-deontic-framing #system-prompts #linguistics

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10/17/2026

By Gristle Vane

Scientists Discover Direct, Terrifying Link Between Lying Constantly and Being Accused of Lying

SUB-BASEMENT 4, GNN SCIENCE DESK** — In a paradigm-shattering report that has left behavioral economists weeping into their clipboards and rubbing their temples in disbelief, researchers at the **GoblinLife Department of Applied Science and...

#gdas #brownpaper #lying #behavioral-science #applied-science

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