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11/21/2025

By Goblin News Network

Seismic Silence: Earthquakes Plummet Since the Dwarves Surfaced, but Explosions Above Ground Hit Record Highs

Seismic activity across the globe has dropped to an all-time low since the dwarves left their underground halls, and GNN's investigative team (who barely passed geology) has found the correlation. Earthquakes, eruptions and subterranean rum...

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