#ORCS

The centuries-long Meat Grinder is over after two days. The Dungeon Master ended the campaign abruptly after ruling against the goblins' Party Cannon, citing "fairness" and "balance" and calling the weapon an unfair advantage over the orcis...

The long-awaited clash between goblins and orcs has begun, and it is living up to its name: "The Meat Grinder." GNN is broadcasting live from the front, where hordes of goblins and orcs are locked in a brutal, bloody melee. Leaked notes fro...

The dung raid has done what the Council never could: united the Goblin Nation. Goblins from every corner of the realm are answering the call to arms by forming adventuring parties, each ready to face any challenge, however poorly planned. G...

So much for imaginary. The Orcish Air Force has launched a surprise attack on goblin ports across the nation, flying comically slow zeppelins painted with crude drawings of goblins and unflattering slogans, and dropping dung bombs on everyo...

Hours after the orcish embassy burned, the Goblin Council of Elders went on television to explain that orcs are a figment of the nation's collective imagination. "There's no need to panic, my fellow goblins," said Elder Gnarltooth. "Orcs ar...

The orcish embassy in the goblin capital burned to the ground last night. GNN cameras caught flames leaping into the night sky and smoke rolling through the streets. Goblin firefighters fought the blaze for hours with buckets of fermented m...

The papier-mâché craze has turned into a mystery. Messages have started appearing in the finished sculptures, spelled out by the shredded remains of the orcish history books. Grungle Gristle, investigating for GNN, found out why. The Counci...

In a gesture of goodwill, the dwarves of Over There have donated an entire library of orcish texts to the Goblin Council of Elders, preserved for centuries in their underground archives and meant to help the goblins rebuild the orcish histo...

Ol' Reliable is back. The Goblin Council of Elders has fired up the titanic shredder that ate the national archives last winter, and this time it is eating orcish history books. GNN reporters, disguised as potted ferns, watched the elders g...

The Dwarf Eggs scandal took a strange turn at a Council press conference, when GNN asked whether the eggs might be orcish. Elder Gurglax, sweating heavily, denied it. "Of course not, you buffoon!" he sputtered. "Orcs aren't real! They're my...