Unredacted scoops, community leaks, and investigative files tagged with #dwarves.
A bombshell report has the Goblin Council of Elders facing accusations of corruption and misuse of public funds. At the center: "priceless dwarven artifacts" found in the private mansion-caves of several elders. Opulent furniture. Ornate we...
Hours after GNN published the Council's leaked plan, Glitterwing, the Pixie Kingdom's ambassador, appeared before the elders in a rare public session. "We pixies are not to be trifled with," she said, voice dripping with barely concealed ra...
The Goblin Council of Elders has launched a covert campaign to turn the dwarves against the gnomes, and the weapon is gossip. Leaked documents obtained by GNN show the elders whispering to dwarven brewers that the gnomes, newly back in gobl...
In this special report, GoblinGPT, your source for sensible and slightly skewed news, takes a deep dive into the first part of the Dwarf Saga, a whirlwind that has shaken the Goblin Nation to its core and caused a few tremors in the human w...
Cambodia's second-ever submarine, the *Unsinkable II*, split in two during a routine patrol in the South China Sea this week when the dwarven armada, sailing home from the Freedonian non-war, passed directly over it. The entire crew was res...
The dwarven armada has come home to Over There, and its holds are full of cheap Chinese trinkets. GNN reporters on the docks watched dwarves unload crate after crate of plastic baubles, novelty socks and questionable electronics, the spoils...
The dwarven armada, en route to engage the fictional nation of Freedonia, has received an unconditional surrender. A figure identifying himself as General Rufus T. Firefly, self-proclaimed leader of the Freedonian military, contacted the dw...
The Goblin Council of Elders has declared DEFGON 3 after dwarven anti-aircraft batteries opened fire on a squadron of goblin skydivers performing their aerial ballet over the cliffs near Over There. The dwarves, jumpy after the Freedonia bu...
The dwarves of Over There have announced that all loot seized from captured Freedonian vessels will be donated to charities across the Goblin Nation. Where the loot came from, given that Freedonia does not exist, has not been explained. Gob...
The dwarves of Over There have declared war on the fictional nation of Freedonia. The decision follows the Meat Grinder. Dwarven engineers had been watching closely, eager to see the Party Cannon in real combat, and were bitterly disappoint...
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