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The Goblin Council of Elders has launched a covert campaign to turn the dwarves against the gnomes, and the weapon is gossip. Leaked documents obtained by GNN show the elders whispering to dwarven brewers that the gnomes, newly back in gobl...
The Goblin Council of Elders has denounced the viral "One Puff Challenge," in which young goblins try to inhale an entire cigarette in a single breath for social media clout. The elders warn of lung damage, nicotine overdose and death, alon...
New studies show the dwarf strongholds of Over There have overtaken goblin towns in "giggles per capita," the leading measure of national happiness. Experts credit the dwarves' relaxed, laissez-faire governance, which has produced a thrivin...
The Goblin Gaming Group has unveiled its answer to the pachinko ban: "virtual pachinko" arcade redemption cabinets. The machines have high-definition screens, realistic sound and haptic feedback that simulates steel balls cascading down the...
The Council's pachinko ban has created a new trend: gambling tourism. Goblins craving flashing lights and cascading steel balls are hiking over the mountains to Over There, where the dwarves have started building pachinko machines of their ...
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