#GRUNGLE-IRONHIDE

The dwarven armada, en route to engage the fictional nation of Freedonia, has received an unconditional surrender. A figure identifying himself as General Rufus T. Firefly, self-proclaimed leader of the Freedonian military, contacted the dw...

One day after approving 10 airborne divisions, the Goblin Council of Elders has put them on hold. The reason: the "Chug a Gallon of Yak's Milk Upside Down Challenge." The viral craze, in which goblins drink an excessive amount of yak's milk...

The Goblin Council of Elders has approved the formation of 10 goblin airborne divisions, inspired by today's skydiving incident and the dwarves' impressive display of anti-aircraft fire. "We don't have any airborne divisions at the moment,"...

The dwarves of Over There have declared war on the fictional nation of Freedonia. The decision follows the Meat Grinder. Dwarven engineers had been watching closely, eager to see the Party Cannon in real combat, and were bitterly disappoint...

The long-awaited clash between goblins and orcs has begun, and it is living up to its name: "The Meat Grinder." GNN is broadcasting live from the front, where hordes of goblins and orcs are locked in a brutal, bloody melee. Leaked notes fro...

The rumors were true. The Goblin Council of Elders has greenlit mass production of the 1200mm Party Cannon, the goblin-dwarf artillery piece that replaces conventional shells with a festive barrage of confetti, candy and explosive surprises...

GNN Defense Correspondent Grungle Ironhide has picked up rumors from the dwarven forges of a joint goblin-dwarf weapons program: the 1200mm Party Cannon. The monstrous gun is said to fire explosive piñatas packed with confetti, candy and a ...