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11/21/2025

By Goblin News Network

Party Cannon Goes Live: Goblin Navy Embraces Festive Firepower

The rumors were true. The Goblin Council of Elders has greenlit mass production of the 1200mm Party Cannon, the goblin-dwarf artillery piece that replaces conventional shells with a festive barrage of confetti, candy and explosive surprises...

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