Unredacted scoops, community leaks, and investigative files tagged with #goblin-military.
The Goblin Council of Elders has approved the formation of 10 goblin airborne divisions, inspired by today's skydiving incident and the dwarves' impressive display of anti-aircraft fire. "We don't have any airborne divisions at the moment,"...
Recently declassified documents reveal that the Goblin military built handheld versions of the Party Cannon, designed for individual soldiers and capable of launching "Easter eggs filled with [redacted]" at unsuspecting targets. Sources in ...
GNN Defense Correspondent Grungle Ironhide has picked up rumors from the dwarven forges of a joint goblin-dwarf weapons program: the 1200mm Party Cannon. The monstrous gun is said to fire explosive piñatas packed with confetti, candy and a ...
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