Unredacted scoops, community leaks, and investigative files tagged with #titanic-shredder.
After days of frantic shredding, the Goblin Council of Elders emerged from its paper-filled fortress to assure the nation that the whole thing was spring cleaning. "We were simply tidying our archives," said Elder Gnarltooth, with a suspici...
The titanic shredder has arrived, and it is hungry. GNN reporters disguised as potted plants watched the Goblin Council of Elders feed the nation's archives and libraries into it: incriminating Council records, truthful news reports and cla...
The Goblin Council of Elders has discovered GNN's archive. Having learned of half a century of unflattering articles and exposés, the Council has decided to make them stop existing. Sources in the Council's inner circle say a rush order has...
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