Unredacted scoops, community leaks, and investigative files tagged with #explosive-pinatas.
The Gurglax scandal has its smoking gun, and it has a smiley face on it. Among the piñata debris, GNN found a crumpled movie ticket stub signed in Elder Gurglax's unmistakable hand, complete with a :-) and a heart-tailed "x." The ticket was...
The Goblin Council of Elders has found a new line of defense in the Gurglax scandal: the evidence came out of a piñata, and nobody believes a piñata. "It's preposterous," Elder Gnarltooth told a hastily convened press conference. "Who in th...
A festive piñata party for young cadets outside the Goblin Council of Elders' headquarters went off early this morning, in both senses. The piñata exploded ahead of schedule and showered the plaza with confetti, candy and a mountain of poor...
After days of frantic shredding, the Goblin Council of Elders emerged from its paper-filled fortress to assure the nation that the whole thing was spring cleaning. "We were simply tidying our archives," said Elder Gnarltooth, with a suspici...
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