In a gesture of goodwill, the dwarves of Over There have donated an entire library of orcish texts to the Goblin Council of Elders, preserved for centuries in their underground archives and meant to help the goblins rebuild the orcish histo...
Ol' Reliable is back. The Goblin Council of Elders has fired up the titanic shredder that ate the national archives last winter, and this time it is eating orcish history books. GNN reporters, disguised as potted ferns, watched the elders g...
The Dwarf Eggs scandal took a strange turn at a Council press conference, when GNN asked whether the eggs might be orcish. Elder Gurglax, sweating heavily, denied it. "Of course not, you buffoon!" he sputtered. "Orcs aren't real! They're my...
The Goblin Nation feels betrayed and slightly nauseous. "Dwarf Eggs," the rare and nutritious delicacy supposedly harvested from the depths of the dwarven mines, are ordinary troll eggs in fancy packaging. [A goblin reporter photographs a m...
Recently declassified documents reveal that the Goblin military built handheld versions of the Party Cannon, designed for individual soldiers and capable of launching "Easter eggs filled with [redacted]" at unsuspecting targets. [A goblin s...
A bizarre trend inspired by Orthodox Pastafarianism is sweeping the Goblin Nation, leaving a trail of scalded goblins in its wake. Devout followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster are immersing themselves in boiling water in a misguided att...
The rumors were true. The Goblin Council of Elders has greenlit mass production of the 1200mm Party Cannon, the goblin-dwarf artillery piece that replaces conventional shells with a festive barrage of confetti, candy and explosive surprises...
Seismic activity across the globe has dropped to an all-time low since the dwarves left their underground halls, and GNN's investigative team (who barely passed geology) has found the correlation. Earthquakes, eruptions and subterranean rum...
GNN Defense Correspondent Grungle Ironhide has picked up rumors from the dwarven forges of a joint goblin-dwarf weapons program: the 1200mm Party Cannon. [Dwarven and goblin engineers load a giant piñata into a 1200mm Party Cannon in a forg...
After a 14-day bender celebrating the gnome exodus, the Goblin Council of Elders has emerged with a newfound obsession: hats. Forget fermented ale and questionable hallucinogens. The Council is now all about headwear. "Hats are the ultimate...
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