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11/23/2025

By Goblin News Network

Declassified: Pocket-Sized Party Cannons Were Scrapped for Being 'Too Effective'

Recently declassified documents reveal that the Goblin military built handheld versions of the Party Cannon, designed for individual soldiers and capable of launching "Easter eggs filled with [redacted]" at unsuspecting targets. Sources in ...

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