#ORCISH-LIBERATION-FRONT

So much for imaginary. The Orcish Air Force has launched a surprise attack on goblin ports across the nation, flying comically slow zeppelins painted with crude drawings of goblins and unflattering slogans, and dropping dung bombs on everyo...

Hours after the orcish embassy burned, the Goblin Council of Elders went on television to explain that orcs are a figment of the nation's collective imagination. "There's no need to panic, my fellow goblins," said Elder Gnarltooth. "Orcs ar...

The orcish embassy in the goblin capital burned to the ground last night. GNN cameras caught flames leaping into the night sky and smoke rolling through the streets. Goblin firefighters fought the blaze for hours with buckets of fermented m...

The papier-mâché craze has turned into a mystery. Messages have started appearing in the finished sculptures, spelled out by the shredded remains of the orcish history books. Grungle Gristle, investigating for GNN, found out why. The Counci...

Ol' Reliable is back. The Goblin Council of Elders has fired up the titanic shredder that ate the national archives last winter, and this time it is eating orcish history books. GNN reporters, disguised as potted ferns, watched the elders g...