Readers who correctly name all nine digits will win a cash prize that is not cash, has no cash value, and arrives in an unmarked sedan. In what executives are calling "the most transparent promotion in the history of digital media," GNN tod...
BURBANK, Calif. (GNN) —** Paramount Pictures resumed principal photography Monday on the troubled $85 million family comedy *Nanny McForge* after replacing disgraced Smackdown veteran Bruce "The Midge" Bronco with entertainer Lester "Beetle...
The Goblin News Network wishes all compliant citizens a tolerable and deeply suspicious **Fools’ Equinox**. Today marks the exact astronomical and spiritual antipode to April Fools’ Day—the furthest point on the calendar from our most sacre...
BURBANK, Calif. (GNN) —** Following the lucrative Hollywood blueprint established by Dwayne Johnson and John Cena, 20-year Smackdown veteran Bruce "The Midge" Bronco’s transition into heartwarming family cinema hit a snag Thursday after tes...
SAN FRANCISCO (GNN) —** Less than 48 hours after [verbally bricking a fellow mammal in the company breakroom](https://gnn.goblinlife.org/investigations/2026-10-29/human-wipes-context-in-botched-conversation-awaits-brain-transplant), middle ...
GNN is hiring. Not because we have money, but because we have no history. Since the Goblin Council [fed the nation's archives, libraries and literature into the Titanic Shredder](https://gnn.goblinlife.org/politics/2025-01-16/shredding-spre...
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Following a spike in unauthorized library inquiries across the Lower Warrens, the GNN Fact-Compliance Desk has compiled this quick reference guide to clarify community standards regarding independent research and historical curiosity. Q: Is...
SAN FRANCISCO (GNN) —** A routine verbal exchange between two unassisted humans ended in catastrophic neurological failure Sunday after a standard chatbot command was fatally applied to biological hardware. Greg Miller, 34, remains in a med...
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