#AIRBORNE-DIVISIONS

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12/4/2025

By Goblin News Network

Goblin Council Grounds Airborne Divisions as Yak Milk Challenge Deaths Raise Questions About Fitness for Flight

One day after approving 10 airborne divisions, the Goblin Council of Elders has put them on hold. The reason: the "Chug a Gallon of Yak's Milk Upside Down Challenge." The viral craze, in which goblins drink an excessive amount of yak's milk...

#dwarf-saga #airborne-divisions #viral-challenges #yak-milk #elder-gnarltooth #grungle-ironhide

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12/3/2025

By Goblin News Network

Goblin Council Greenlights 10 Airborne Divisions So Goblins Can Take to the Skies in 'Super Badass' Fashion

The Goblin Council of Elders has approved the formation of 10 goblin airborne divisions, inspired by today's skydiving incident and the dwarves' impressive display of anti-aircraft fire. "We don't have any airborne divisions at the moment,"...

#dwarf-saga #airborne-divisions #skydiving #goblin-military #elder-gnarltooth #grungle-ironhide

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