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The Goblin Council of Elders has denounced the viral "One Puff Challenge," in which young goblins try to inhale an entire cigarette in a single breath for social media clout. The elders warn of lung damage, nicotine overdose and death, alon...
One day after approving 10 airborne divisions, the Goblin Council of Elders has put them on hold. The reason: the "Chug a Gallon of Yak's Milk Upside Down Challenge." The viral craze, in which goblins drink an excessive amount of yak's milk...
Forget fermented mushrooms. Goblins are now high on battery percentage. The latest craze: stare at your phone until the battery hits 69%, plug it in, then wait for the moment you can unplug it and start over. "It's a digital drug," said GNN...
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