#FREEDONIA

Nobody told the submarines about the ceasefire. U.S. submarines operating under strict radio silence have fired a barrage of torpedoes and rockets at a fleet of goblin merchant ships flying the Freedonian flag in the South China Sea. What f...

China has announced a military alliance with Freedonia. The world is bewildered, and experts are divided on whether Beijing is in on the joke or has lost touch with reality. "This is either the most brilliant geopolitical maneuver in histor...

The Goblin Council of Elders has issued an emergency recall for every goblin vessel fighting under the Freedonian flag. The steampunk armada is to return to port immediately. "Our brave pirates have made their point," said Elder Gnarltooth ...

It's a pirate's life for these goblins. Inspired by the Warm War, goblin pirates have joined the fray in makeshift frigates and galleons built from scrap metal, rusty gears and copious duct tape, flying the Freedonian flag and engaging the ...

The fictional Cold War has become a real Warm War. U.S. naval groups have begun exchanging fire with each other in open water, and some vessels have declared allegiance to Freedonia. "This is unprecedented," said Grungle Gristle, GNN's over...

Historians are rewriting the textbooks: the Goblin Nation has entered its Third Golden Age, and it is powered entirely by watching humans prepare for a war with a country that doesn't exist. "This is the greatest thing to happen to goblin c...

The United States has announced a massive increase in defense spending to counter the "growing threat" of Freedonia, which is fictional. China and Russia, not to be outdone in imaginary warfare, have followed with increases of their own, ci...

Goblin diplomats have taken to the world stage to explain last week's mushroom cloud. It was not a nuclear event, they assured the international community. It was politics. "We understand that a sudden mushroom cloud can be alarming to thos...

The United States military has launched a preemptive strike on its own territories in the Pacific Ocean. The strike hit several uninhabited islands and atolls, and the world would like to know why. Officials call it a precautionary measure ...