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11/4/2025

By Goblin News Network

Goblin Council Recalls Freedonian Fleet: 'Just Sit Back and Enjoy the Show'

The Goblin Council of Elders has issued an emergency recall for every goblin vessel fighting under the Freedonian flag. The steampunk armada is to return to port immediately. "Our brave pirates have made their point," said Elder Gnarltooth ...

#warm-war #freedonia #captain-gnarlbeard #goblin-council #elder-gnarltooth #goblin-pirates

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11/4/2025

By Goblin News Network

Goblins Join the 'Warm War' as Makeshift Steampunk Armadas Declare for Freedonia

It's a pirate's life for these goblins. Inspired by the Warm War, goblin pirates have joined the fray in makeshift frigates and galleons built from scrap metal, rusty gears and copious duct tape, flying the Freedonian flag and engaging the ...

#warm-war #freedonia #captain-gnarlbeard #goblin-pirates #steampunk-ships #us-navy

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