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12/16/2025

By Goblin News Network

Dwarven Armada Returns Empty-Handed With Holds Full of Cheap Chinese Trinkets

The dwarven armada has come home to Over There, and its holds are full of cheap Chinese trinkets. GNN reporters on the docks watched dwarves unload crate after crate of plastic baubles, novelty socks and questionable electronics, the spoils...

#dwarf-saga #dwarves #freedonia #china #grimli #grungle-gristle #cheap-trinkets

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