The Goblin People's Republic lasted two days. Sources close to the Council say the elders, mid-rampage, had a sudden realization: they were already in power. "There seems to have been a slight misunderstanding," mumbled Elder Gnarltooth, sh...
Fueled by Trotsky audiobooks and fermented mushroom stew, the Goblin Council of Elders has launched a revolution against the Goblin Gaming Group. Witnesses describe flaming arrows, catapulted goblin grenades and a rogue dragon, reportedly b...
China has formally apologized for the "iPod fiasco," calling the preloaded Maoist audiobooks "a cultural misunderstanding." As a goodwill gesture, it pushed Audible coupons to every device: two free credits, 50% off the next purchase and a ...
A massive aid package from China has reached the Goblin Nation for the thousands left homeless by the gambling crisis. The contents have raised eyebrows. Most of it is recycled cardboard boxes, millions of them, billed as "eco-friendly" she...
The Goblin Nation is in a sudden, severe downturn, and the public is blaming GAGe, whose ad sent half the country to the casino with its savings. "GAGe ruined my life!" cried Grungle Flankmire, who brought a large fortune to a GGG casino on...
The Goblin Anti-Gaming Establishment (GAGe) launched a campaign to discourage gambling. Its slogan: "If you want to leave the casino with a small fortune, bring a large one." Goblins read it as instructions. "I always wanted a small fortune...
The gnome-brain boom has done what booms do. Counterfeiters are flooding the black market with troll, orc and even human brains sold as the real thing. "A disgrace!" said Grublina, chief executive of Goblin Gummies. "These counterfeiters ar...
Goblin Gummies, last seen at the center of the Council's clickbait and mind-control scandals, are back with a new formula promising 50% more gnome brain juice per bite. They sold out nationwide within hours. "I've waited months for this," s...
A holistic health craze is sweeping the Goblin Nation, and it is leaving a trail of empty gnome villages. After the head-slapping drills, a viral post promised that a steady diet of gnome brains would repair damaged brain cells. Goblins are...
A prank from the land down under has tricked goblin educators into adopting a "revolutionary" earthquake drill: students repeatedly slap the sides of their own skulls to simulate the sight and sound of a real quake. Some educators were enth...
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