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1/22/2026

By Grubgork

Australian Prank Turns Goblin School Earthquake Drills Into Mass Head-Slapping

A prank from the land down under has tricked goblin educators into adopting a "revolutionary" earthquake drill: students repeatedly slap the sides of their own skulls to simulate the sight and sound of a real quake. Some educators were enth...

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