#TROTSKY

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2/3/2026

By Grubgork

Goblin Council Obliterates GGG Headquarters in a Fiery Revolution, Proclaims the Goblin People's Republic

Fueled by Trotsky audiobooks and fermented mushroom stew, the Goblin Council of Elders has launched a revolution against the Goblin Gaming Group. Witnesses describe flaming arrows, catapulted goblin grenades and a rogue dragon, reportedly b...

#goblin-council #goblin-gaming-group #revolution #trotsky #elder-gnarltooth #grublina #martial-law

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1/31/2026

By Grubgork

China Tries Damage Control With Audible Coupons; Goblin Elders Embrace Trotsky Instead

China has formally apologized for the "iPod fiasco," calling the preloaded Maoist audiobooks "a cultural misunderstanding." As a goodwill gesture, it pushed Audible coupons to every device: two free credits, 50% off the next purchase and a ...

#china #trotsky #audible #gobbmunism #elder-gnarltooth #goblin-council

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