#FINANCIAL-CRISIS

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1/29/2026

By Grubgork

Chinese Aid Package Brings Cardboard Shelters and Maoist Audiobooks to Destitute Goblins

A massive aid package from China has reached the Goblin Nation for the thousands left homeless by the gambling crisis. The contents have raised eyebrows. Most of it is recycled cardboard boxes, millions of them, billed as "eco-friendly" she...

#china #foreign-aid #financial-crisis #maoism #ipod-nano #elder-gnarltooth #grublina

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1/27/2026

By Grubgork

GAGe Blamed as the Goblin Nation Slides Into Financial Crisis; GGG Doubles Down on the Broke Hoes Foundation

The Goblin Nation is in a sudden, severe downturn, and the public is blaming GAGe, whose ad sent half the country to the casino with its savings. "GAGe ruined my life!" cried Grungle Flankmire, who brought a large fortune to a GGG casino on...

#financial-crisis #goblin-anti-gaming-establishment #broke-hoes-foundation #goblin-gaming-group #grublina #goblin-council

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