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1/24/2026

By Grubgork

Counterfeit Gnome Brains Flood the Market as the GFDA Issues New Labeling Rules

The gnome-brain boom has done what booms do. Counterfeiters are flooding the black market with troll, orc and even human brains sold as the real thing. "A disgrace!" said Grublina, chief executive of Goblin Gummies. "These counterfeiters ar...

#gnome-brains #food-fraud #goblin-food-and-drug-administration #goblin-gummies #grublina #commissioner-grimtally

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