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1/24/2026

By Grubgork

Goblin Gummies Return With 'Gnome Brain Boost' and Sell Out Instantly

Goblin Gummies, last seen at the center of the Council's clickbait and mind-control scandals, are back with a new formula promising 50% more gnome brain juice per bite. They sold out nationwide within hours. "I've waited months for this," s...

#goblin-gummies #gnome-brains #gnomes #grublina #black-market #sponsored

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11/24/2025

By Goblin News Network

Papier-Mâché Boom: Mysterious Supply of Shredded Paper Fuels a Goblin Arts Renaissance

The Goblin Nation is in the middle of a papier-mâché boom, fed by a sudden flood of shredded paper of unknown origin. Goblin artisans, who love anything sticky and messy, are turning the scraps into figurines, elaborate masks and life-sized...

#dwarf-saga #papier-mache #titanic-shredder #goblin-intelligence-agency #grungle-gristle #black-market

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