Unredacted scoops, community leaks, and investigative files tagged with #gnome-brains.
The gnome-brain boom has done what booms do. Counterfeiters are flooding the black market with troll, orc and even human brains sold as the real thing. "A disgrace!" said Grublina, chief executive of Goblin Gummies. "These counterfeiters ar...
Goblin Gummies, last seen at the center of the Council's clickbait and mind-control scandals, are back with a new formula promising 50% more gnome brain juice per bite. They sold out nationwide within hours. "I've waited months for this," s...
A holistic health craze is sweeping the Goblin Nation, and it is leaving a trail of empty gnome villages. After the head-slapping drills, a viral post promised that a steady diet of gnome brains would repair damaged brain cells. Goblins are...
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