GNN's lead correspondent, Grubgork, who since the canon decree has also been doing the job of lead editor, survived an assassination attempt this morning. A lone goblin in a crudely drawn Guy Fawkes mask, reeking of fermented mushroom stew,...
The Goblin Council of Elders has declared all infotainment, GNN broadcasts included, to be "canonical goblin lore." Whatever GNN reports, accurate or not, is now part of the official historical record. The Council's reasoning, in full: "The...
Anonymous insiders have handed GNN leaked documents, cryptic messages and several blurry photographs that appear to support the wildest theories about the scandal. Among their claims: Secret rituals.** The Council of Elders drinks fermented...
GNN is reporting record viewership as the nation follows the prophecy, the missing cheese wheel and the mole people under our headquarters. The dwarven-toilet scandal is in the dustbin of history, two days after it broke. "It's a soap opera...
Attention all goblins! Forget the dwarven toilets. A new scandal has broken, and it makes porcelain thrones look like yesterday's news. Sources deep inside the Goblin Council of Elders whisper of a conspiracy so vast, so devious and so utte...
A bombshell report has the Goblin Council of Elders facing accusations of corruption and misuse of public funds. At the center: "priceless dwarven artifacts" found in the private mansion-caves of several elders. Opulent furniture. Ornate we...
Hours after GNN published the Council's leaked plan, Glitterwing, the Pixie Kingdom's ambassador, appeared before the elders in a rare public session. "We pixies are not to be trifled with," she said, voice dripping with barely concealed ra...
The Goblin Council of Elders has launched a covert campaign to turn the dwarves against the gnomes, and the weapon is gossip. Leaked documents obtained by GNN show the elders whispering to dwarven brewers that the gnomes, newly back in gobl...
Breaking: a new story is born A new story has just been born, and GNN is on the scene. Details are scarce, but sources whisper of twists, turns and unexpected plot developments. We will follow it from infancy to adulthood. Update: the story...
The Goblin Nation is marking its newest holiday, Egypt Loliday, in honor of the ancient scribes who carved wrong translations on the Rosetta Stone and sent human scholars the wrong way for two thousand years. Parades feature floats of confu...
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