#ASSASSINATION-ATTEMPT

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1/20/2026

By Grubgork

Assassination Attempt on GNN's Grubgork Thwarted by Fly Swatters and Stale Bread Rolls

GNN's lead correspondent, Grubgork, who since the canon decree has also been doing the job of lead editor, survived an assassination attempt this morning. A lone goblin in a crudely drawn Guy Fawkes mask, reeking of fermented mushroom stew,...

#grubgork #gnn-newsroom #assassination-attempt #press-freedom #guy-fawkes-mask #mole-people

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