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12/21/2025

By Grubgork

Goblin Nation Celebrates the First Annual 'Egypt Loliday'

The Goblin Nation is marking its newest holiday, Egypt Loliday, in honor of the ancient scribes who carved wrong translations on the Rosetta Stone and sent human scholars the wrong way for two thousand years. Parades feature floats of confu...

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