#BREAKING-NEWS

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1/15/2026

By Grubgork

Explosive New Scandal Erupts; Dwarven Toilets Forgotten

Attention all goblins! Forget the dwarven toilets. A new scandal has broken, and it makes porcelain thrones look like yesterday's news. Sources deep inside the Goblin Council of Elders whisper of a conspiracy so vast, so devious and so utte...

#mole-people #missing-cheese-wheel #goblin-council #gnn-newsroom #prophecy #breaking-news

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12/27/2025

By Goblin News Network

CHEESE!!! CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE!

CHEESE. CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE. This is a developing story. Our reporters are on the scene trying to establish the cause of the sudden influx of cheese. Early speculation points t...

#cheese #cheese-goblin #flying-spaghetti-monster #orthodox-pastafarians #grungle-gristle #breaking-news

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