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1/16/2025

By Goblin News Network

Shredding Spree Commences! Council's Titanic Shredder Devours History and Culture

The titanic shredder has arrived, and it is hungry. GNN reporters disguised as potted plants watched the Goblin Council of Elders feed the nation's archives and libraries into it: incriminating Council records, truthful news reports and cla...

#titanic-shredder #goblin-council #censorship #goblin-libraries #grungle-gristle #press-freedom

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1/14/2025

By Goblin News Network

Goblin Council Cracks Down on Negative Press, Orders Titanic Paper Shredder

The Goblin Council of Elders has discovered GNN's archive. Having learned of half a century of unflattering articles and exposés, the Council has decided to make them stop existing. Sources in the Council's inner circle say a rush order has...

#titanic-shredder #goblin-council #press-freedom #grungle-gristle #gnn-archives #censorship

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