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1/20/2026

By Grubgork

Goblin Council Declares All Infotainment 'Canonical Goblin Lore'

The Goblin Council of Elders has declared all infotainment, GNN broadcasts included, to be "canonical goblin lore." Whatever GNN reports, accurate or not, is now part of the official historical record. The Council's reasoning, in full: "The...

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