#PENTAGON

The fictional Cold War has become a real Warm War. U.S. naval groups have begun exchanging fire with each other in open water, and some vessels have declared allegiance to Freedonia. "This is unprecedented," said Grungle Gristle, GNN's over...

The United States military has launched a preemptive strike on its own territories in the Pacific Ocean. The strike hit several uninhabited islands and atolls, and the world would like to know why. Officials call it a precautionary measure ...