#THIRD-GOLDEN-AGE

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11/11/2025

By Goblin News Network

China Sides With Freedonia, U.S. Calls Ceasefire, and the Third Golden Age Ends Abruptly

China has announced a military alliance with Freedonia. The world is bewildered, and experts are divided on whether Beijing is in on the joke or has lost touch with reality. "This is either the most brilliant geopolitical maneuver in histor...

#warm-war #freedonia #china #third-golden-age #ceasefire #grungle-gristle

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10/29/2025

By Goblin News Network

Goblin Nation Enters Third Golden Age as Fictional Cold War Fuels 24-Hour News Boom

Historians are rewriting the textbooks: the Goblin Nation has entered its Third Golden Age, and it is powered entirely by watching humans prepare for a war with a country that doesn't exist. "This is the greatest thing to happen to goblin c...

#third-golden-age #freedonia #24-hour-news #gnn-ratings #gnarlita-the-glamorous #elder-gnarltooth

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