Unredacted scoops, community leaks, and investigative files tagged with #eldertron.
Goblin diplomats have taken to the world stage to explain last week's mushroom cloud. It was not a nuclear event, they assured the international community. It was politics. "We understand that a sudden mushroom cloud can be alarming to thos...
The United States military has launched a preemptive strike on its own territories in the Pacific Ocean. The strike hit several uninhabited islands and atolls, and the world would like to know why. Officials call it a precautionary measure ...
The Goblin Council of Elders has answered the YGCA's prank. Combining their ancient wisdom and latent magic, the Elders assembled into a colossal Voltron-like construct called Eldertron and unleashed a fiery inferno on the Young Goblin Chao...
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