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11/11/2025

By Goblin News Network

Chaos in the China Sea: U.S. Submarines Attack Goblin Merchant Fleet, Torpedoes Bounce Off

Nobody told the submarines about the ceasefire. U.S. submarines operating under strict radio silence have fired a barrage of torpedoes and rockets at a fleet of goblin merchant ships flying the Freedonian flag in the South China Sea. What f...

#warm-war #freedonia #us-navy #submarines #captain-gnarlbeard #looney-tunes

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