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10/14/2025

By Goblin News Network

U.S. Launches Preemptive Strike on Its Own Pacific Territories Hours After Goblin Fireball

The United States military has launched a preemptive strike on its own territories in the Pacific Ocean. The strike hit several uninhabited islands and atolls, and the world would like to know why. Officials call it a precautionary measure ...

#united-states #pacific-territories #eldertron #preemptive-strike #pentagon #freedonia

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