The dung raid has done what the Council never could: united the Goblin Nation. Goblins from every corner of the realm are answering the call to arms by forming adventuring parties, each ready to face any challenge, however poorly planned. [...
So much for imaginary. The Orcish Air Force has launched a surprise attack on goblin ports across the nation, flying comically slow zeppelins painted with crude drawings of goblins and unflattering slogans, and dropping dung bombs on everyo...
Hours after the orcish embassy burned, the Goblin Council of Elders went on television to explain that orcs are a figment of the nation's collective imagination. [An elder goblin flashes a peace sign at an ORCS AREN'T REAL press conference ...
The orcish embassy in the goblin capital burned to the ground last night. GNN cameras caught flames leaping into the night sky and smoke rolling through the streets. Goblin firefighters fought the blaze for hours with buckets of fermented m...
The papier-mâché craze has turned into a mystery. Messages have started appearing in the finished sculptures, spelled out by the shredded remains of the orcish history books. [A goblin detective with a magnifying glass examines a papier-mâc...
As the repossession crisis deepens, the Goblin Council of Elders has turned to a new tactic: feigning ignorance. Questioned about their own past-due vehicles and mounting debts, the elders collectively shrugged and claimed to have no knowle...
TITUSVILLE, Fla. — Barley Sniffington, a charismatic Golden Retriever and canine rights advocate, has become the first bipedal, opposable-thumbed, culturally fluent dog (BDCD) elected to the Titusville Goblin Legislative Council. Sniffingto...
The goblin repossession industry is facing an unprecedented crisis: goblins are covering their past-due vehicles' VINs with notes straight out of a Jedi mind-trick handbook. Repo crews report messages like "This is not the vehicle you're lo...
The TikToker who mooned North Korean soldiers, was detained and then made the regime's media chairman is back in the United States. He talked the government into booking him a one-way flight to Seoul to "record pro-government K-pop fan-cam ...
The Goblin Nation is in the middle of a papier-mâché boom, fed by a sudden flood of shredded paper of unknown origin. Goblin artisans, who love anything sticky and messy, are turning the scraps into figurines, elaborate masks and life-sized...
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