History buffs, brace yourselves: Ivan the Terrible, the Russian tsar remembered for brutality and tyranny, may not have been all that terrible. New GNN research suggests we have been confusing him with other Ivans. Take the infamous inciden...
After a 16-day bender, the Goblin Council of Elders has emerged from its chambers bleary-eyed and clutching its heads. The party, fueled by fermented beverages, questionable snacks and a large quantity of "nose nachos" (a goblin delicacy of...
The state religion has not brought unity. The sauce showdown has hardened into a schism. [Goblin Pastafarians charge into battle with whisks, ladles and spears among overturned pots, under a smoke-filled sky and noodle-emblazoned banners](h...
The Goblin Parliament has passed a bill expanding the Council of Elders from four members to five, without asking the Council. The move has set off a constitutional crisis, and the elders have called an emergency meeting to debate its legal...
This is not a drill. Reports are flooding in from the borders of a massive troll invasion. The smelly brutes are rampaging through goblin lands, leaving a trail of destruction and stolen shiny baubles behind them. The Goblin Council of Elde...
The Goblin Council of Elders has issued a decree regulating the booming vape lounge industry. Puff, puff, pass the velvet cushions. Effective immediately, an establishment may call itself a "lounge" only if at least 60% of its floor is cove...
Attention, lovelorn goblins seeking to attract the fairer sex (or at least the fairer-skinned sex)! GNN has consulted the Goblin Council's top relationship experts, and a few shady goblin bards, to bring you this guide to wooing wenches whi...
The titanic shredder has arrived, and it is hungry. GNN reporters disguised as potted plants watched the Goblin Council of Elders feed the nation's archives and libraries into it: incriminating Council records, truthful news reports and cla...
Unease has spread across Mudwick Isle after a series of sightings of strangely human-like goblins. These "evolved" goblins, as some are calling them, are taller, less green and alarmingly fluent in human mannerisms. They have been seen driv...
The Goblin Council of Elders has expanded restraining orders to include literal restraints. Victims of harassment or stalking may now bind their tormentors in chains and confine them to a basement, dungeon or other suitable chamber. The law...
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