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1/16/2025

By Goblin News Network

A Goblin's Guide to Wooing Wenches While Lurking (Legally)

Attention, lovelorn goblins seeking to attract the fairer sex (or at least the fairer-skinned sex)! GNN has consulted the Goblin Council's top relationship experts, and a few shady goblin bards, to bring you this guide to wooing wenches whi...

#dating-advice #lurking #goblin-courtship #restraining-orders #listicle #pickled-eyeballs

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1/14/2025

By Goblin News Network

Goblin Council Unleashes Restraining Order Reform: Shackles and Chains Now Legally Binding

The Goblin Council of Elders has expanded restraining orders to include literal restraints. Victims of harassment or stalking may now bind their tormentors in chains and confine them to a basement, dungeon or other suitable chamber. The law...

#restraining-orders #goblin-council #elder-gnarltooth #stalking #shackles #goblin-law

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