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1/16/2025

By Goblin News Network

TROLL WAR! TROLL WAR! Every Goblin for Themselves!

This is not a drill. Reports are flooding in from the borders of a massive troll invasion. The smelly brutes are rampaging through goblin lands, leaving a trail of destruction and stolen shiny baubles behind them. The Goblin Council of Elde...

#troll-war #trolls #call-to-arms #goblin-council #fermented-mushroom-juice #rusty-daggers

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