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Are you a baffled bachelor goblin, bewildered by the seemingly violent advances of your potential paramour? GNN is here to help you decipher the intricate language of goblin courtship: the dance of desire, and pain. GNN is not responsible f...
Attention, lovelorn goblins seeking to attract the fairer sex (or at least the fairer-skinned sex)! GNN has consulted the Goblin Council's top relationship experts, and a few shady goblin bards, to bring you this guide to wooing wenches whi...
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