November 2025

Recently declassified documents reveal that the Goblin military built handheld versions of the Party Cannon, designed for individual soldiers and capable of launching "Easter eggs filled with [redacted]" at unsuspecting targets. [A goblin s...

A bizarre trend inspired by Orthodox Pastafarianism is sweeping the Goblin Nation, leaving a trail of scalded goblins in its wake. Devout followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster are immersing themselves in boiling water in a misguided att...

The rumors were true. The Goblin Council of Elders has greenlit mass production of the 1200mm Party Cannon, the goblin-dwarf artillery piece that replaces conventional shells with a festive barrage of confetti, candy and explosive surprises...

Seismic activity across the globe has dropped to an all-time low since the dwarves left their underground halls, and GNN's investigative team (who barely passed geology) has found the correlation. Earthquakes, eruptions and subterranean rum...

GNN Defense Correspondent Grungle Ironhide has picked up rumors from the dwarven forges of a joint goblin-dwarf weapons program: the 1200mm Party Cannon. [Dwarven and goblin engineers load a giant piñata into a 1200mm Party Cannon in a forg...

Another mysterious Chinese shipping container has washed up on Mudwick Isle, this one full of bootleg DVDs of *Idiocracy*, and the nation has lost its mind, in the way the film predicted. Goblins are quoting it, wearing the fashions of the ...

Hold onto your leashes, folks, because I've got some bone-chilling news: dogs are drinking coffee. You heard me. The furry creatures that used to be content chasing squirrels and napping in the sun are now gulping lattes and cappuccinos lik...

The Goblin Gaming Group has unveiled its answer to the pachinko ban: "virtual pachinko" arcade redemption cabinets. The machines have high-definition screens, realistic sound and haptic feedback that simulates steel balls cascading down the...

After a 14-day bender celebrating the gnome exodus, the Goblin Council of Elders has emerged with a newfound obsession: hats. Forget fermented ale and questionable hallucinogens. The Council is now all about headwear. "Hats are the ultimate...

The Gigglesnout Tunnel, the passage between Mudwick Isle and Rigatonia that blew up in March, has been repaired and reopened. Goblins erupted in cheers, picturing cultural exchange, culinary delights and perhaps a lucrative trade deal in fe...