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Another mysterious Chinese shipping container has washed up on Mudwick Isle, this one full of bootleg DVDs of Idiocracy, and the nation has lost its mind, in the way the film predicted. Goblins are quoting it, wearing the fashions of the fu...
Hold onto your leashes, folks, because I've got some bone-chilling news: dogs are drinking coffee. You heard me. The furry creatures that used to be content chasing squirrels and napping in the sun are now gulping lattes and cappuccinos lik...
The Goblin Gaming Group has unveiled its answer to the pachinko ban: "virtual pachinko" arcade redemption cabinets. The machines have high-definition screens, realistic sound and haptic feedback that simulates steel balls cascading down the...
Deploy date-aware probes into the shadow archives. The system rolls for loot rarity (Common through Anomalous) to resurrect lost history.
Even on verified dates, covert operatives can fabricate alternative scoops to sow discord in the historical record.
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