November 2025

In a bombshell report that has rocked the goblin gaming community, the Goblin Gaming Group (GGG) has revealed a shocking truth: poker is not as fair as goblins thought. [Goblins in bowler hats play three-handed poker while a goblin scientis...

The long-awaited clash between goblins and orcs has begun, and it is living up to its name: "The Meat Grinder." GNN is broadcasting live from the front, where hordes of goblins and orcs are locked in a brutal, bloody melee. [A GNN war corre...

The dung raid has done what the Council never could: united the Goblin Nation. Goblins from every corner of the realm are answering the call to arms by forming adventuring parties, each ready to face any challenge, however poorly planned. [...

So much for imaginary. The Orcish Air Force has launched a surprise attack on goblin ports across the nation, flying comically slow zeppelins painted with crude drawings of goblins and unflattering slogans, and dropping dung bombs on everyo...

Hours after the orcish embassy burned, the Goblin Council of Elders went on television to explain that orcs are a figment of the nation's collective imagination. [An elder goblin flashes a peace sign at an ORCS AREN'T REAL press conference ...

The orcish embassy in the goblin capital burned to the ground last night. GNN cameras caught flames leaping into the night sky and smoke rolling through the streets. Goblin firefighters fought the blaze for hours with buckets of fermented m...

The papier-mâché craze has turned into a mystery. Messages have started appearing in the finished sculptures, spelled out by the shredded remains of the orcish history books. [A goblin detective with a magnifying glass examines a papier-mâc...

GNN has gained exclusive access to the secretive facility that powers the Goblin Nation, and it doesn't run on coal, oil or nuclear. It runs on cringe. Cringe Co. is a sprawling industrial complex hidden in the Goblin Metropolis. An army of...

As the repossession crisis deepens, the Goblin Council of Elders has turned to a new tactic: feigning ignorance. Questioned about their own past-due vehicles and mounting debts, the elders collectively shrugged and claimed to have no knowle...

New studies show the dwarf strongholds of Over There have overtaken goblin towns in "giggles per capita," the leading measure of national happiness. Experts credit the dwarves' relaxed, laissez-faire governance, which has produced a thrivin...